melbourne may day 2001
e1 = economists for non-violent civil disobedience
this web site is a parody of m1
network = opportunity


We are E1 

We oppose small business and local shops. We oppose their inefficiencies, their friendly management, their personal service, their variety and lack of bulk buying power.

SHUTDOWN SMALL BUSINESSES IN MELBOURNE
TUESDAY 1 MAY 2001

MAY DAY TIME TABLE
6.00am   Blockade of Dave's Newsagency, Church St
7.00am Blockade of Ronnie's Milkbar, Gertrude St Bogan Free Victoria
7.00am Blockade of Mike's Shoes, Flinders St Yuppiewear (unconfirmed)
8.00am   FoodnotStreetThreatre breakfast - Windsor Hotel, Spring St Corporate Bigwigs
9.00am   Stock brokers and middle managers leave ASX to march on Parliament House
10.30am  

Masons March leaves Dallas Brooks Hall Guild of Weirdos

12.00pm   May Day Lunch On Company Expenses E1 alliance
3.00pm   Still at lunch Couple more bottles of red thanks
4.00pm   Blockade Hardware Street cafes I need a coffee
5.00pm   Time to head home I think
Random   Random cafes Let's grab a coffee
All Day   Investors No Sweetshops Vigil Darrell Lea

 

Mass blockades, board room conferences, status reports, Powerpoint presentations, elevator music and power lunches will turn Melbourne's CBD into a giant festival for great justice - tuesday 1 may 2001.

You know what you doing, take off every zig.

why protest ?

We have the power to have a bloody big corporate lunch while pretending to save the company profits.

e1 = economists on the move

To become part of the action: choose a target, form an affinity group, organize, network, do lunch, have your people call their people, get across it, workshop it + take it off line.

history of mayday >>

 

GLOBAL E1
sign the guestbook
toxiccustard.com/guestbook

MELBOURNE E1
on-line discussion group maybe coming soon... or maybe not

TOXIC CUSTARD
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> news + info  

I COULDN'T BE STUFFED
keeping on taking the piss out of this stuff

SO JUST
get back to work and do something useful with your day

DAMN I'M THIRSTY
I could do with a Coke

WORLD BANK PRESIDENT PIED

Where do I get one of these pies?

BRACKS PIED FOR 2RD TIME OVER POLICE VIOLENCE AT S11

They look really yummy.


 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

$1200 = a group lunch if you try hard enough.