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  • Promos - What the stations really mean
  • TV Guide - Just another week of nothing to watch
  • Video Ratings - How come the video shops never recommend not watching something?
  • Ratings - Warning: Contains unbelievably pretentious dialogue that may offend
  • Your new VCR - Will you get around to learning how to program it?
  • Current Affairs - Jane and John Wilson were two of the extremely stupid people who have fallen foul of Roger Reilly's Ripoff and have consequently contacted us so that we can broadcast to the nation how gullible they are.
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