Bowen Nurk PowerTM
|The Order Of The Skint is based around
the miracles of Bowen NURK Power. Discover and harness
your NURK power today!
Bowen has travelled the world* imparting the secret
of NURK power to the masses. Many of us are born with
brains, and all of us that are have hidden, unused NURK
power in them.
Will yours remain dormant, or will you
take advantage of it, and let it lead you to success and
- Alexandra the Grate harnessed her
NURK power and ruled (some of) the world! (For a
- Julian Caesar ruled Rome for lots
and lots of years, but little, did he know that
Brutus had harnessed his NURK power and bought
himself a new knife. The phrase "beware the
ides of March" has been translated by
experts to "beware the power of NURK."
- Robert Pershing Wadlow learnt
about his NURK power at a very early age, and
reached great heights, although success eluded
- Edmund Hillary discovered the
secret of his NURK power, and reached some of the
greatest heights and success possible when he
became the first man to mount Eve Rest.
- Randolf Hitler practised and used
his NURK power until early 1943, when the war
began to turn against him.
- Don F. Kennedy's NURK power got
shot to pieces in an early episode of
- Ranald Regan went to the Bowen
Seminar in 1979 and made use of his NURK power to
become Resident of the Untitled Stakes. But then
he deserted NURK power and relied on common
astromoners, and lost his residency.
Yes, you too can make full use of your
limited mental power! Harness your NURK today!
(*) Within the Greater Melbourne area only