About the Order
|The Order Of The Skint is based around
the miracles of Bowen
Nurk Power(tm), and the
philosophy that it's better to have no worldly
possessions (in particular money) to tie you to this
Bowen Nurk Power(tm) provides Daniel (who will be hereafter known as "The Swami") with mystical powers that make him capable of spending your money faster than any other religious order.
It does not involve suicide. No, really. Honest. It does not involve leaving your family to go and live in some commune somewhere. It does not involve wearing uniforms, eating or drinking dubious foods, looking out for UFOs to take you to the next level of existence, or anything like that. You can even keep your testicles, if you have any.
No, all you have to do to join The Order Of The Skint is to send The Swami all your money. It's as simple as that. More information on this soon, so watch this space, and have your credit card details ready.
Order Of The Skint