|OTHELLO||Peace, and be still!|
|DESDEMONA||I will so. What's the matter?|
|OTHELLO||That handkerchief which I so loved with the monogrammed
'D' on it, and gave thee,
Thou gav'st to Cassio
|DESDEMONA||Well he swapped me a little electronic organ for it.|
Send for the man, and ask him.
|OTHELLO||Sweet soul, take heed,|
Take heed of perjury
thou art on thy death-bed.
|DESDEMONA||Ay, but not yet to die.|
The life-expectancy these days is low, but not this low...
|OTHELLO||Therefore confess thee freely of thy skin, er sin;|
For to deny each article with oath
Cannot remove nor choke the strong conception
That I do groan withal. Thou art to die.
|DESDEMONA||You come near me and I'll put this breadknife in you!|
|OTHELLO||I say, amen. Hallelujah and praise the Lord. And all that jazz.|
|DESDEMONA||And have you mercy too! I never did
Offend you in my life; and Cassio
Did provide such a general warranty of heaven on that organ.
We did never even have it off.
|OTHELLO||By heaven, I saw my handkerchief in's hand.|
O perjured woman! thou dost stone my heart,
And mak'st me call what I intend to do
A murder, which I thought a sacrifice.
I saw the handerchief.
|DESDEMONA||Look, it only cost two dollars!|
I never gave it him. He wanted it bad... but a letter of
France he had not.
|OTHELLO||He hath confessed.|
|DESDEMONA||Oh. Well. In that case...|
|OTHELLO||That he hath used thee.|
|DESDEMONA||Yeah? Was I good?|
|DESDEMONA||He didn't tell me that.|
|OTHELLO||No, his mouth is stopped;
Honest Iago hath ta'en order for't.
|DESDEMONA||Oh, my fish interprets! what, is he dead?|
|OTHELLO||Had all his hairs been lives, my great revenge
Had stomach for them all.
|DESDEMONA||You violent sadistic black bastard!|
Alas, he is betrayed, and I undone!
|OTHELLO||Out, strumpet! weep'st thou for him to my face?|
|DESDEMONA||What trumpet? O, banish me, my lord, but kill me not!
Anything- I'll even listen to Milli Vanilli, but please...
|DESDEMONA||Kill me tomorrow; let me live tonight!
I'll make it worth your while...
|OTHELLO||Nay, if you strive-|
|DESDEMONA||Right, I've just about had enough of you.
You're stingy with the housekeeping money,
you're always in a bad mood when you get home from work,
and now I find out you're a dangerous murderer!
|OTHELLO||Being done, there is no pause|
|DESDEMONA||What, the VCR's broken as well? Oh terrific.
I'll get Cassio in to fix it.
|OTHELLO||It is too late. For 'tis past 1am already,|
and I must to work on the morrow
|[Attempts to brutally murder her with a pillow.]|