New June 2003: the director's cut: punchier, faster paced, and with better captions!
You need a reasonably fast computer, and the free DivX codec to play this one. Download it here.
The corporate version
This should be fine on most computers, eg if you're at work and can't install DivX (or you'd like to e-mail it around to all your mates, who may not have DivX)
Send a video destruction e-card
Get it for your computer's wallpaper
Don't try this at home, kids.
Copyright (c) 2001 Daniel Bowen. Special thanks to Josh and Cathy.